Back when I taught at Apple Valley High School (1989-1998) I had a message board on which I posted quotes, jokes and limericks. I recently found my old limerick book! Here are a few of my favorites....
I sat next to the Duchess at tea.
There was a young girl from Mobile,
Said a boy to his teacher one day,
She was peeved and called him "Mr."
If you have a really good limerick which you think I might enjoy so much as to want to share it, send it to me in an e-mail. You never know-- I may just post it here!